Scottish teeth, Aussie teeth

Scottish lips
Scottish teeth 
How do you eat your haggis ?,
With sheep lungs and tatties
And wee bit o’ Dundee lettuce.

Aussie lips
Aussie teeth
How do you eat your barbie ?
Burn the steak on both sides
For the backyard cricket army. 

Scottish lips
Scottish mouths
How do you drink your whiskey ?
As quick as a highland deer can run
So you’re dead by fifty.

Aussie lips 
Aussie mouths
How do you drink your beer ?
With pickled livers and pretzels
Without any salt or fear. 

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